anatomy love

i've so enjoyed my semester of british anatomy that i thought i would share a few favorite quotes with you all.

• "My descent into senility is rapidly advancing"
• "those are your 'feelus' nerves"
• "this muscle you already met"
• "Back when I was a student our anatomy exam consisted of the following dialogue: 'Gosling, reach into my pocket...what do you feel?' And I would say, 'A bone.'"
• "maybe at UCSF but not at Stanford"
• "this is where you snort"
• "let's get ourselves orientated"
• "you'll be taken away and then shot of course" (in reference to the format of our practice midterm)
  
• "tragic little thing" (in reference to extensor pollicis brevis)
• "this is the pubic tubercle, which you may want to palpate later...not now"
• "in a vasectomy don't tie the testicular artery...please just leave it be"
• "and there it is in all its glory" (in reference to the testis image from lecture)
• "oh you're still passing out biscuits!" (Roxana's birthday)
  
• "that's what happens if you drink old speckled hen"
• "why are we making such song and dance about this?!"
• "life couldn't get easier...1, 2, 3, 4" (in reference to the parts of the duodenum)
• "where's the pancreas gone? well....it's in the black bag there"
• "the splenic artery...well yes, it's like the lockness monster"
• "it's amazing how stupid you can be over time"
• "it's just swinging about on its own mesentary" (referring to the transverse colon)
• "the kidney has been variously described as bean-shaped, kidney-shaped, or kidney bean-shaped!"
• "the hilum is going to look like a slut"
• "this arrangement is hisaldy-pisaldy" (in reference to the lumbar plexus)
• "the cave of retzius...well that makes it sound like a hermit's abode, doesn't it. "
• "as with other things, the male is relatively simple" (referring to the pelvis)
• "looks like a Christmas balloon" (female pelvic viscera)
• "well if she has many partners...." (interpretation of "active" female)
• "for particularly athletic spermatazoa....:"
• "we're out of control here"
• "it's like shaking hands with the fetus" (in reference to a peritoneal ectopic pregnancy that has gone to midterm)
• "I'm going to sqeeze my external sphincter now"
• "The verumontanum is like the summit of a little mountain"
• "Now I don't want to put you off childbirth...but"
• "educate your pelvic floor"
• "This is someone walking....this is someone walking faster.....and THIS is michael jackson"